AFFIRMATIONS FOR THE JOHN

 
"After you do a 'double-take' over the title,
you will surely be empowered".
Carol Needham, Flagstaff, AZ  
 
"Leave it to Harvey Cohen to bring enlightenment
in unique and outrageous ways.
B.R. Mathe, Malibu, CA
 
"Affirmations for the John? Why not? It's great."
Larry Early, Albany, NY
 

 

 

 

Dedicated to Sir Thomas Crapper III
1836-1904
Inventor of the flush toilet.

 

 

Thanks a lot!
 

 

 

Don't be a stranger to ideas that confirm your unlimited creative nature.

It’s academic that; what you think about with frequency you bring about with consistency.

Take moments from your day to give your SELF an 'attitude' tune-up, whether you need it or not, whether you're in the 'John' or not. Besides, you're not going anywhere for a while anyway. In fact, stay a while. There’s no rush.

Empower your SELF.   Read it and reap.

HC 

 

 
I am
a magnificent,
uniquely gifted,
phenomenally talented,
remarkably wise,
grand and glorious great
kinda person.
I can do anything
I want to do!
I can be anything
I want to be!
In other words,
 I AM HOT STUFF!
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I take this moment
to affirm
I do indeed deserve
all the very best in life.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
That's right,
I have some nerve!

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I won’t ever bother
with people who'd rather
complain about that
which I'd be.
If they won't accept me
or even reject me,
it's bye-bye to them-them
from me-me.

 

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I won’t ever bother
with people who'd rather
complain about that
which I'd be.
If they won't accept me
or even reject me,
it's bye-bye to them-them
from me-me.

 

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Today I will remember
to not forget to see,
the who and what
I really am is
UNLIMITED
POTENTIAL
dressed up as me.

 

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Whenever I feel
miserable
or feel like
I am sunk,
I'll remember
I have choices
and great thoughts
that could be thunk.
I'M THUNKING!

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If God
didn't want
me to fly
I would
not
have been
given
a mind.

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Warning:
Removing this book or
any portion of this book
from the premises is
hazardous to your
KARMA.
Buy your own book.

 

 

 

 
 
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